I'm white

Anonymous asked: piss on your ass you bitch

Challenging but in high enough wind speeds definitely possible.

Anonymous asked: i bet if you sprained ur wrist u would cry yea u wuss

Cue the sad trombone

c-kvey asked: Are you, Distance, and Leon all friends (in person I suppose?) just given your interactions on here I was sort of wondering.

Logan lives in Vegas but he has ventured up here once already. Mitchell is some fucking nerd I met in high school and l lived with for this school year so yeah kind of.

I’m Elliot L Past

I live in Wisconsin, USA

I am 19

I am kind of tall (1.92 Meters, or 6’3”)

I like (in no particular order) acting, computers, cameras, skateboards, instruments, music, tennis, cooking, ultimate frisbee, cats, dogs, chess a bunch of other animals, reading, driving, tweeting, and smooth pens.  

I am super talented at everything

I say things that make me seem really narcissistic but I’m joking when I say those things

I drink way too much anything way too fast

I can eat way too much way too fast

My favorite TV shows include: Good Eats, Archer, Arrested Development  and a bunch of other stuff I’m too tired to think.

I don’t really like movies, but the marvel ones are great, same with Coen Brother’s films.  Oh, and The Princess Bride, The Labyrinth, and Drowning Mona.  

I once hit a moose, stepped on a scorpion barefoot, and I’ve been run over by 3 cars (I hit one of them actually but oh well)

I have a strange pension for breaking fingers, currently my right middle finger is still bruised and a little swollen

I tend to have bad luck but I was born white and male into a well off family so how bad could it be right?

The best thing that has ever happened to me ever happened on 5/21/13 when the guitarist of Smash Mouth tweeted at me.  

Need to know anything else?  Send me an ask!

Anonymous asked: I live at 3600 Hennepin Ave S, Minneapolis, MN 55408. Come visit. We can have tea and crumpets. I'll introduce you to my pet squirrels.

I feel like this is a trap