Logan lives in Vegas but he has ventured up here once already. Mitchell is some fucking nerd I met in high school and l lived with for this school year so yeah kind of.
I’m Elliot L Past
I live in Wisconsin, USA
I am 19
I am kind of tall (1.92 Meters, or 6’3”)
I like (in no particular order) acting, computers, cameras, skateboards, instruments, music, tennis, cooking, ultimate frisbee, cats, dogs, chess a bunch of other animals, reading, driving, tweeting, and smooth pens.
I am super talented at everything
I say things that make me seem really narcissistic but I’m joking when I say those things
I drink way too much anything way too fast
I can eat way too much way too fast
My favorite TV shows include: Good Eats, Archer, Arrested Development and a bunch of other stuff I’m too tired to think.
I don’t really like movies, but the marvel ones are great, same with Coen Brother’s films. Oh, and The Princess Bride, The Labyrinth, and Drowning Mona.
I once hit a moose, stepped on a scorpion barefoot, and I’ve been run over by 3 cars (I hit one of them actually but oh well)
I have a strange pension for breaking fingers, currently my right middle finger is still bruised and a little swollen
I tend to have bad luck but I was born white and male into a well off family so how bad could it be right?
The best thing that has ever happened to me ever happened on 5/21/13 when the guitarist of Smash Mouth tweeted at me.
Need to know anything else? Send me an ask!
I feel like this is a trap
Haha I look like hell! (Crevasses form on my face and fire shoots out. Satan’s laughter can be heard. It’s distant, but not distant enough)
Haha wow I just lit my bed on fire bad life choices.
sometimes I think about what life would be like if everyone walked like a crab and I start crying because that would be a beautiful world.
I should major in being gay
because on every exam I take
I get the D
what am i doing with my life im a failure
haha am i right?