Anonymous asked: Roses are red, fuck me.

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So, Mitchell and I ordered Jimmy John’s. 

Thanks Siri you giant bitch

Thanks Siri you giant bitch

Tags: siri :(

Haha I look like hell! (Crevasses form on my face and fire shoots out. Satan’s laughter can be heard. It’s distant, but not distant enough)

Now every social media platform I use knows how fly I look today. Rad.

Now every social media platform I use knows how fly I look today. Rad.

Look at my cat she is perfect and cute.

Look at my cat she is perfect and cute.

My tweet game is so good

My tweet game is so good

Tags: twitter

deafilion:

Why wasn’t Shaq in Space Jam

I’m seriously upset about this

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me X pizza

me X pizza

cat is the hat

cat is the hat

I finally got a pair of driving gloves.  Oh and I got this neat bag.

I finally got a pair of driving gloves. Oh and I got this neat bag.