I'm white

Checking the mail

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 16:53:15 -0400

Checking the mail

I decided to go out into the lightning storm

Fri, 31 May 2013 23:52:38 -0400

I decided to go out into the lightning storm

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Thu, 23 May 2013 22:40:28 -0400

Are you, Distance, and Leon all friends (in person I suppose?) just given your interactions on here I was sort of wondering.

Wed, 22 May 2013 05:41:00 -0400

Logan lives in Vegas but he has ventured up here once already. Mitchell is some fucking nerd I met in high school and l lived with for this school year so yeah kind of.

About Me

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:40:00 -0400

I’m Elliot L Past

I live in Wisconsin, USA

I am 19

I am kind of tall (1.92 Meters, or 6’3”)

I like (in no particular order) acting, computers, cameras, skateboards, instruments, music, tennis, cooking, ultimate frisbee, cats, dogs, chess a bunch of other animals, reading, driving, tweeting, and smooth pens.

I am super talented at everything

I say things that make me seem really narcissistic but I’m joking when I say those things

I drink way too much anything way too fast

I can eat way too much way too fast

My favorite TV shows include: Good Eats, Archer, Arrested Development and a bunch of other stuff I’m too tired to think.

I don’t really like movies, but the marvel ones are great, same with Coen Brother’s films. Oh, and The Princess Bride, The Labyrinth, and Drowning Mona.

I once hit a moose, stepped on a scorpion barefoot, and I’ve been run over by 3 cars (I hit one of them actually but oh well)

I have a strange pension for breaking fingers, currently my right middle finger is still bruised and a little swollen

I tend to have bad luck but I was born white and male into a well off family so how bad could it be right?

The best thing that has ever happened to me ever happened on 5/21/13 when the guitarist of Smash Mouth tweeted at me.

Need to know anything else? Send me an ask!

I TWEETED AT MY FRIEND’S DAD ABOUT MY FRIEND LISTENING TO...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:12:08 -0400

I TWEETED AT MY FRIEND’S DAD ABOUT MY FRIEND LISTENING TO TOO MUCH SMASH MOUTH AND THE GUITARIST RESPONDED I’M DYING

My dog is such a fucking asshole

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:50:32 -0400

My dog is such a fucking asshole

I come home and see this. Is someone having really quiet sex in...

Fri, 10 May 2013 02:40:53 -0400

I come home and see this. Is someone having really quiet sex in my room or did I just leave a sock here last time?

Killing it on twitter tbh

Sat, 04 May 2013 00:48:35 -0400

Killing it on twitter tbh

"I wish I had a rifle"

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 17:54:13 -0400

“I wish I had a rifle”

- Mitchell Thompson, while looking out the window, watching people play tennis.

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Sat, 20 Apr 2013 12:37:20 -0400

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Tue, 09 Apr 2013 20:12:01 -0400

I live at 3600 Hennepin Ave S, Minneapolis, MN 55408. Come visit. We can have tea and crumpets. I'll introduce you to my pet squirrels.

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 19:00:57 -0400

I feel like this is a trap

Today has just been a struggle for me.

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:07:55 -0400

Today has just been a struggle for me.

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Thu, 04 Apr 2013 16:09:24 -0400

Roses are red, fuck me.

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 22:59:47 -0400

So, Mitchell and I ordered Jimmy John’s.

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 19:34:00 -0400

So, Mitchell and I ordered Jimmy John’s.

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Sun, 31 Mar 2013 19:17:30 -0400

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Tue, 26 Mar 2013 18:32:27 -0400

Thanks Siri you giant bitch

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 04:09:15 -0400

Thanks Siri you giant bitch